matheus

5’9” and 70 kilos of raw MAN. million dollar wheeze and a complete disregard for humanity. spilling the tea whether you like it or not, king of causing d-d-d-drama!

whoah youre being such a matheus right now, cool it with the obscenities

by babybunny66 September 22, 2019

mathes

Knowledgeable person with very well structured arguments who arguments in very pragmatic matter.

He's such a Mathes.

by m4th3s October 8, 2019

Mathew

This man is not even Italian

Not it, don't be a Mathew

by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019

Mathew

This man is not even Italian

Stop it don't be a mathew

by Smartass 6969420 November 19, 2019

mathew bury

A stupid fucking bitch who dyed his hair green for a week to look like the joker, this cock sucker has a subreddit called r/mathew_funny where his friends make fun of him for being the loser that he is.

See mathew bury over there? I hate that guy

by Coolbuffguy123 November 1, 2019

Mathew

Mathew means is a good friend gives you money if you need it. The bad thing is he is kinda too loud in class because he laughs so loud.

He is such a mathew!!

by Hrhbrbtnrnr November 3, 2019

Mateo

A boy sexy ass boy who has a very large penis and gets allll the hoes and is a good friend he’s loving he’s sweet and so kind and he can fuck you real good in bed and treats all woman right and is loyal

Girl 1:yeah Mateo he is fine as fuckkk

Girl 2: NO HES MINE

by hehemicheal7 December 17, 2019