mashing my taters

Gay shit a coworker does

He loves mashing my taters- Big J

by Pimply November 19, 2023

Mash

Mash is a silly girl with beautiful hair. She is classy sassy and smart-assy. Don't mess with her because she is feisty and is not afraid of anyone!

John: That girl was so silly.
Mark: Yea I bet her name was Mash

by Anon220391 August 2, 2021

Mashing Potatoes

When your having sex with a girl and she squirts on your face then you throw up.

I was mashing potatoes last night then had to take a shower to wash the filth off .

by Doofenshmirtz1218 December 21, 2024

hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick

Max: “hold on to my mash”
Lara: “ew no!”

by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.

"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"

by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025

Raunchy Mashed Potatoes

What to call sex between two old people (30+) as the man is past his peak (rotten potatoes) and the woman is expired (rotten milk).

"Ew, I caught my grandparents doing the raunchy mashed potatoes!"

by raunchyrooster93 August 14, 2024

Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.

Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.

by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015