magic toothbrush 

While a man and a woman are having sex the man quickly removes his penis from the womans vagina and jizzes on a toothbrush. The woman than brushes her teeth with the toothbrush.

Person 1- " yo last night i gave my girlfriend a magic toothbrush."

Person 2- "eew.... wait what's a magic toothbrush?"

Person 1- " Bro look it up on Urban Dictionary."

Person 2- " (while looking at definition) dude your girlfriends a FREAK!!!"

magic toothbrush by ObamaSt3AlsW33D December 2, 2013

magic sand 

the miraculous, strange glue that is created when cum mixes with shower or bath water. This is both a bewildering mystery and an unparalleled shifting of states of matter that is still not understood by earth's scientists.

man 1 "what's with all those little balls of glue in the shower feller? they're all over my feet!"
man 2 " ahhhh, that will be magic sand mate I had a cheeky hand shandy in there earlier and neglected my clean up. Apologies"

magic sand by badger winnet September 8, 2016

Magic hat 

Any kind of silly hat that is worn for religious purposes/reasons.

Look at the pope, so silly with his magic hat!

Magic hat by Cry me to the moon June 25, 2018

magic rubber 

An Australian public school tradition where you write 'Yes' on one side and 'No' on the other. This rubber could predict the future.

Person 1: Do you think Grace will say yes?
Person 2: I dunno, let's flip the magic rubber to find out.

magic rubber by Stick the UrbanMan April 21, 2021

Magic Shop 

BTS created the term "Magic Shop" as a place of refuge for the heartbroken, a place of healing for the disturbed, and a place of love for those who are lonely.

BTS is my Magic Shop

Magic Shop by jaeya January 20, 2022

Magic: the Gathering 

In my opinion the game is fun until you det good at it, then it's really boring. It is really nerdy and is a fucking money toilet. This is from a former player. Most players of Magic are either gay or can't get any women, like my brother. Not starting Magic is a good idea.

Hey Josh, I started playing Magic and my girlfrend dumped me but at least i can whack off to my new Glissa Sun-Seeker.

Magic: the Gathering by McAnarchy December 23, 2004

Magic: the gathering 

A card game produced by Wizards of the Coast for proud nerds to play everywhere. Requires mass amounts of money to win, and sometimes ends up in nerdfights, which are slightly more dangerous than sorrority girl ticklefights. There's nothing wrong with the game if you're into that sort of thing, but most people on UrbanDictionary would gladly kick in the face of anyone seen carrying around a deck.

Nerd 1: Hey, let's go play Magic and pick up some fine ladies!
Nerd 2: Awww riiiight.

Magic: the gathering by DKlown February 16, 2004