mustardo

feline "spanking"; patting the butt of a feline to get a spastic response

my cat goes nuts for the mustardo

by mustardo December 27, 2008

musturd ass

When someone shits their pants and doesn't change them. It sits and stirs and gets into all of the crevices of the pelvic area, creating a sticky, moist, and lethal substance that could be nuclearized.

WW1 was fought with guns. WW2 was fought with mustard gas. WW3 will be fought with musturd ass.

by disbugboisnutz96 November 26, 2015

Mustardhole

The anus, when viewed as a sex object especially that of a man

Homosexuals plunge into each others mustardholes

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Mustards

A school safe way of saying bastards. When in school, using mustards is a way to insult someone directly in front of authority with no fear of retaliation or punishment.

Those kids outside were being a bunch of mustards.

by Ashiewashie March 1, 2011

mumtard

A mum who is a retard =

#1: your mums a retard
#2: correction shes a mumtard

by yourmothersmellslikeyourface November 14, 2007

Mustardous

Mustardous; Meaning lack of mustard or honey mustard. Can be Used as a Verb, or an adverb.

Abbie was fealing very mustardous because she ran out of Honey mustard.

Kelsey wasn't mustardous because she just won 10,000 pounds of mustard from the mustard lottery.

by The Mustard King September 11, 2011

mustardbation

when someone uses mustard as lubricant during masturbation

Baby get the mustard I got to practice my mustardbation technique

by Tj boi dillic June 9, 2017