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The most god like human being on the planet
Oh wow that dude is like a mikee
Mikee by Joshtheking6 February 25, 2021

Mike Townsend 

A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.

Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.
"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."

"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."

Mike Awkburns 

a troll name that sounds like "my cock burns" when you say it
me: I lost my grandfather in the store can you call him on the intercom
worker: sure what's his name
me: Mike
worker: and his last name?
me: Awkburns
worker on the intercom: Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk, I repeat Mike Awkburns please come to the customer service desk

Mike Choi 

Best Kpop English-rapping rapper, whose English raps actually make sense ( I'm looking at you, every other Kpop rapper). If KOLA didn't disband so soon, he would've taken over the entire kpop industry
"I just listened to a Kpop english rap which made sense"
"omg you listen to KOLA??? mike choi is my bias too"
Mike Choi by sarangsungje March 29, 2022

Mike Matassa 

Swims, but drowns a lot. Very Italian and funny, but needs some help
"Wow thats a large drowning Mike Matassa:
Mike Matassa by Urban3000 August 13, 2023