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male flight

phenomenon in which men abandon feminine aspects of life in fear of being seen less masculine.
male flight ex in society

men won’t pursue cheerleading , flight attendants , nursing , or vet care because it’s presumably feminine

studies have shown the increase of female involvement in topics follows with a male decrease

Men are 3x more likely to get skin cancer because skin care and sunscreen is labeled feminine
by jaderae April 5, 2021
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sneaker male

In marine biology: a male fish that disguises its appearance as a female to sneak into other males nests to fertilize eggs.

In human biology: That somewhat effeminate guy who is "just a friend" of your girlfriend, but will take a stab at her if you get in an argument or are travelling.
Guy: That Aaron guy drives me nuts - do we have to hang out with him?
Girl: Oh, Aaron? He's just a friend! Don't worry!
Aaron (in background, to self): "I'm gonna pound your girls ass the first chance I get!" Aloud: "Oh girl, do you want to go shoe shopping?! I heard there's a sale on and afterward we can chat over coffee!"
Guy (to self): Damn sneaker male!
by Pomacentrus2 December 19, 2009
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mahler

Mahler was a misunderstood, great composer. If you can listen to mahler, you can listen to anything.
"Wow! Mahler's second symphony is beautiful!"
by Dankmemes69420 November 2, 2016
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Mahlerite

1. One who listens to and/or enjoys the music of Gustav Mahler.

2. A person who understands that the music of Gustav Mahler is truly great, while the music of Anton Bruckner is only just bearable.

3. One who enjoys listening to the music of Gustav Mahler rather than that of Richard Strauss.

4. One who is intelligent, aesthetically gifted, has superbly refined taste in music, and who is therefore excellent.

5. One who knows that Gustav Mahler is, in fact, a greater composer than Richard Wagner. A Mahlerite, as opposed to a Wagnerian.
1.

Trish: Wouldn't you just die without Mahler?

Rita: Absolutely, I'm a devout Mahlerite.

2.

Jack: That felt amazing, it was like the finale from Mahler's 5th.

Sarah: Really? I thought it was more like trying to sit through a Bruckner symphony.

Jack: Oh God, Sarah... please don't say that... please.

Sarah: Just kidding, my legs are still shaking from it.

Jack: You're such a sexy Mahlerite.

3.

"...though I passionately admire the works of Richard Strauss, I am, first and foremost, a Mahlerite."

4.

Cloe: Did you read my thesis on aesthetics?

Liam: Yes, I did.

Cloe: Well...

Liam: You're a Mahlerite.

Cloe: Awww, thank you, Liam.

5.

Lenny: Where's Daniel? the symphony will be starting any minute now.

Simon: Oh, he said he was going to stay at home and watch an opera or something.

Lenny: What? It's Mahler's 3rd, how could he? He's probably a Wagnerian or something.

Simon: Calm yourself, this is no way for a Mahlerite to behave.

Lenny: You're quite right.
by ICatchFish October 3, 2012
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Maplestan

Did y'all see that maplestani chick play the lüftguitar last night?
by Hector Morientes August 15, 2007
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Mapledore

A large erect candiana penis
look at him he has a huge mapledore
by jerry long April 18, 2017
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mapledcat

a dumbass roblox kid who really thinks hes cool but he isnt
person 1: bruh did you see mapledcat's new game
person 2: stfu bro nobody likes him
person 1: ok
by synonym!? March 13, 2022
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