Lobsteria

A case of bad diahrea from over indulgence in eating too much Lobster while visiting Maine

I should've stopped eating after that 3rd lobster, I got one nasty case of Lobsteria!

by Themayer December 27, 2009

Lobsterchop

The loose hanging fat on the underside of a persons arm.

I'm embarrassed that my lobsterchops won't stop wiggling when I wave to someone.

by lobsterchop December 14, 2011

lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red

Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"

by Yuenglingling February 5, 2012

Lobster

A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.

"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"

"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."

by anonymouspersons inc. July 12, 2012

lobster

n. Horrible-looking multi-clawed crustacean prized as food by maritimers unable to access adequate supplies of beef.

By geeze there Billy. I could really go for some lobster claw soup just now, by here, eh, Billy me boy? Think I'll quay the dory and tie on a bib? How's by you?

Are you coming on to me?

by Lobsterbeybuoy January 7, 2013

Lobstertache

When the outer ends of your moustache grow disproportionally fast, leading to lobster-esque barbels.

Fu-Manchu has a lobstertache

by MoustachioedHero August 14, 2013

Lobster

Verb.

1. The act of taking 8 shots in the first five minutes of a party and vigorously vomiting in the bathroom for the rest of the duration.

Noun.

1. One who performs such an act.

Lobster: "Who wants to take another shot with me?"

Bubba: "Dude slow down you're gonna lobster."

by DaGod February 27, 2014