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Dunce that is so insecure, they need to put other's that are way above them in life down to feel better even tho everybody knows the truth!
Dude did you see that guy in that ancient old bashed up car, he only said to the boss who owns a 911 "it's not me that drive's old banger's" ...that is such a linesy! LoL
Linesy by Walterism January 24, 2023
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Lickspittling 

Deriving sexual pleasure from behaving obsequiously to those in power
Wes Streeting is such a lickspittling, little cunt
Lickspittling by Shivviness June 18, 2023

Link and Crash 

STL phenomenon. Linking up with someone you have beef with then Crashing out. Often initiated with a text, usually ends up with the cops being called
Man 1: that one mf ManMan just texted me “link and crash” cause he heard what I said about his mom

Man 2: Aw shit here we go
Link and Crash by 314eva June 28, 2023

monkey link 

A phrase reffering to the tiny little monkeys that hang on to eachother. Meaning when a clique is chillin and some random kid is continuously trying to include himself/herself.
Coolkid1: Hey guys lets get pizza tonight!
othercoolkids: YEAH!!!!!
nerd: Yeah totally!!!
coolkid1: Go the fuck away you big monkey link!
monkey link by bigmoneybri February 9, 2008

The Lindsy curse 

The habitual opening of ones mouth spewing bullshit statements using the words never,always,and not in this life time, I don't see it happening. Then having to publicly recant having to remove ones foot from ones mouth about the prior statement.
"The Lindsy curse"
I will never get married ,I don't see it happening in this lifetime again I always said I don't want or believe in falling in love. then

Then 5 mos later I am in love!!!!! then 7 mos Later I got married
The Lindsy curse by sick_goul February 18, 2010

Creep Link 

-Noun
A link sent for the purpose of showing a picture to someone of another person that is physically attractive. (Done through facebook primarily.)
Yeah? Send me a Creep Link, lemme see how hot she is.
Creep Link by RamJamJoe January 17, 2011

Potty-licks

A form of politics, where which some or most of the politicians are having a debate and talking shit, hence giving the impression that they have licked a baby's potty clean prior to the debate.
Friend 1: My uncle's an MP - did you see him debating in Parliament earlier, it was on TV?

Friend 2: No, I had no idea your uncle meddled in potty-licks.
Potty-licks by ooky17 October 13, 2011