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Long Necks

"Dude. I got a case of long necks. We're gettin so fucked up tonight."
by Juan February 17, 2005
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Long Island Grenade

1 shot Smirnoff Vodka
1 shot White Bacardi Rum
1 shot Jose Cuervo Tequila
250 mL Coka Cola

Fill double shot glass with vodka and rum.

Fill single shot with tequila.
Fill beer glass with cola.
Support both shot glasses onto each other while on the lip of the beer glass.

To begin the shot, begin by pulling the pin of the grenade (taking the double shot) with only your mouth and allowing the single shot to fall in the glass.

Then quickly gulp down the rest of the cola and tequila mixture.

***Find a beer glass that allows the single shot to fall in and mix with cola properly.
"Let's play with grenades"

"Huh?"

"Long island grenades, idiot."

"Where then?"

"At U of Guelph, where it was invented"
by erwin8590 January 27, 2010
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bid long

mutha fuckas forget boutcha when you bid long- Plies
by Yung Tune January 14, 2008
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Wisconsin Long Ass

A very common trait found on Women from Wisconsin. Believe it or not, it is usually not a bad thing. The majority of the bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass can be attractive or at least do-able if you're drunk, similar to the Texas Big Forehead.

The origin of the long ass is still a mystery. The most common theory that is accepted by the majority of geneologists surrounds the German roots of many Wisconsinites. The Krauts who inhabit the state are descendants of an agrarian society from the Old Country where the milkmaids would sit on a stool all day milking cows, thereby causing their asses to become lengthy and flat. This trait was eventually passed onto future generations, and can now be seen on Women from Milwaukee, Green Bay, Port Washington, Wauwatosa, Sheboygan, Germantown, Cedarburg, Brookfield and Mequon, to name a few.

Some in the scientific community have have even suggested that the Wisconsin Long Ass is a distant relative genetically to the Arizona Long Torso (a Woman bearing this trait is most commonly referred to as being "Top-Tall"). This, as you can imagine has ignited a firestorm of controversy.

As mentioned before, most bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass are hot, unlike chicks with the Minnesota Wide Ass or the Illinois Dumpy Ass (Vikings and Bears football sucks, go Packers).
Dude #1: (viewing an attractive female, from the front) "Wow, check out that broad."

Dude #2: (Seeing her turn around and therefore getting an eyeful of her long ass) "Yeah but look at that extremely lengthy Wisconsin Long Ass."

Dude #1: "Come on man that is a small price to pay, she's got a great rack and a decent face!"
by AZWildcats10 November 30, 2007
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shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

A peinicular area (penis)
hi sally would you like to see my
shlong-a-long-a-ding-dong.
oh yes plz
tasty like chiken
by Roots aka conn April 4, 2009
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Long Game

Taking ages to hook up with a woman/multiple women
by Kierentboy August 1, 2012
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No Long Thing

its used to say dat everything will be fine, like if somebody has a problem and u want to make him feel better u or to make urself feel better about a situation
you're having a conversation with ur pal in school and he says: hey i missed my test
you say:so what are u going to do about it
he says: i don't know
you say: No Long Thing, u'll get it worked out
by ibk September 4, 2005
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