It was reported that Tiger Woods got Knuckle Pucked and Drank himself into oblivion the other night before he drove his Escalade into a fire hydrant and a tree.
by JDubsEPA December 2, 2009
Get the Knuckle Puckedmug. A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed
Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET
by e-rips October 8, 2003
Get the Knuckle Trumpetmug. by jwrites1 November 7, 2010
Get the Moose Knucklemug. by dkp June 29, 2006
Get the knuckle fuckermug. by Brown Fist October 6, 2003
Get the Brown Knucklemug. One who speaks ridiculous obnoxious jibber-jabber, making you want to fiercely smack them and burn their chickens.
Pinky: "WTF?! It rains in the ocean???
Zane: "Dude, shut up fuzz knuckle, or I'll burn your chickens"
Zane: "Dude, shut up fuzz knuckle, or I'll burn your chickens"
by Fellowship of the Chicken January 19, 2009
Get the Fuzz Knucklemug. 