wendy's definitions

fucking middlemarch

An exclamation said when things are more than slightly annoying or irritating.

Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.

Great, a flat tire. Fucking middlemarch!

by Wendy August 15, 2006

vice

bourgeois hipster magazine and record company, no longer subculture due to infiltration by the masses. was once considered culturally forward, but is no longer.

That guy acts like Vice is the bible, but that's so 2001.

by wendy September 16, 2005

camera whore

A person who takes lots of pictures of themselves, using a mirror or pointing the camera towards themselves.

_____'s myspace is filled up with pictures they took of themselves. What a camera whore.

Pete Wentz is such a camera whore.

by Wendy August 22, 2005

oh em gee

1.) The only way to describe the idiocy of the definition above this one
2.) "oh my god"

1.) Oh em gee, just because someone like high top converses doesn't make them a poser, idiot.
2.) Oh em gee, ______'s new CD is coming out!

by Wendy May 6, 2005

hof

Similar to exclaiming, "God!" or "damn!" but not as offensive.

My wallet's gone. HOF!

by Wendy April 11, 2005

azn john

If you are walking down a dark alley...and you see a skinny yellow man come up to you...run....b'cuz he's there to take your food!!! HOT AZN!....likes blonde chicks and girls of color...and Wendy!!!..... he has a baby named shaniqua lee terada!!...I LOVE YOU JOHN!!!

OMG here comes JOHN!!...hide the food!!!

by WENDY February 3, 2005

rice lover

In order to see the true definition see azn john.

omg...it's the rice lover!!!

by WENDY February 3, 2005