Louisiana Door Knob

When you remove the door handle from both sides of a door. Then stick your dick through the door hole and have the person on the other side give you a blow job.

Krys: I love it when you Louisiana Door Knob me

Jon: Shut up bitch and just keep sucking from that side

by Bijazik March 24, 2008

ur knob got slobbed

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.

Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!

by Pnon2 January 27, 2010

she wants my knob

She wants my penis.
A Southworthism.
See also into my shit.

That chick wants my knob -Southworth.

by Spit Blood May 12, 2003

slob my knob

When another person licks and sucks your dick up & down,while swirling theirtongue around your big cock-head, (knob) covering it with spit(slob)

"yo!,bring your fuckin' ass over here and slob my knob! Yeah,wrap your fuckin' lips aroud my big fuckin' dick!"

by Titokf3 March 6, 2008

donkeys knob

Adjective. Something that is of exceeding high quality.

Steve, try some of this afghan weed.
oh my christ, that stuff is the donkeys knob!

by vegas_malone March 19, 2008

sob on my knob

When a bitch gives you domers and you break up with the slut before she finishes and she starts crying, but because she is a slut she finishes.

Dude i broke up with Jenna last night but i still got some sob on my knob

by Eddie Steinfeld December 17, 2006

vodka knob

The tendancy of the penis to experience sharp pain when urinating following a night of heavy drinking which does not have to involve vodka.

Dave: Hey John, I've got vodka knob
John: Oops, too many beers I think

by CrazyDave April 8, 2007