Jon's dreams

Lots of murdering and sex.

I had Jon's dreams last night.

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014

Jon

Jon is so gay. Sometimes he can be very dramatic. Although he has so many dreams, he never does anything to achieve them. Jon is one of the most loyal friends you can have but doesn’t like to show his soft side. Jon grew up with one leg longer than the other one. Jon can be very feminine. He loves the color pink and loves anime. Many times goes by shockwave, and if you ever see a jon, ask him “tu conoce a shockwave”

Jon is so sexyyyyy

by lequeefers22 May 1, 2022

jon

a literal angel. someone cool, kind, hilarious, super fun to be around. he's stylish as hell, iconic, and his pick up lines are ALWAYS the best. he will never fail to put a smile on your face, whatever he does. he has the cutest laugh.

damn, that guy is a total jon!

by lullabyy September 11, 2020

motherfu'kin' jon

One of the most talented Drum and Bass DJs to ever mix records. Unfortunately his DJ career was doomed because he didn't know how to not call out bullshit when he saw it. Either that or all the promoters got salty when they found out that he indeed did fuck their mother.

"Who is this mixing on this CD? This is awesome"
"Oh man, that's Motherfu'kin' Jon!"

by MFJ420 June 11, 2023

Lil Jon-ing

When you genuinely do not care about what someones saying to you and dont listen, but still respond to not seem rude.

Person 1: Hey did you hear , I got a limited edition Ultra Lord action figure yesterday !
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: It has Karate Chop Action Too!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Im gonna keep it in mint condition though so its worth something in the future.
Person 2: Okay.
(if you didnt know already, Person 2 doesnt care about the action figure and is Lil Jon-ing the conversation.)

by davindervis1112 September 20, 2017

jon hawkins

A badass mother fucker

Dont mess with jon Hawkins he's a badass mother fucker

by Bigjon762 February 8, 2022

Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.

Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024