Johnny Appleseed

1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.

2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.

Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.

by Balki Bartokomouth September 6, 2013

johnny borrell

The hottest man to walk the United Kingdom land. He is one SEXY man! He is the lead singer from the band Razorlight, whom everyone should love. JOHNNY IS ONE HOT MAN!!

"Johnny Borrell is so hot! He melts ice!"

by ~Tylee~ January 12, 2005

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp is quite simply the best personal fantasy I have ever entertained. Funky-cool-smart-unique-oh so hot! mmmmm hmmmmm

Funky, cool, smart, unique

by just a fan February 5, 2004

johnny borrell

Probably one of the most confident (and yes, I admit, a little abnoxious) rock stars of the new millenium. He has an awsome voice, a somewhat sexy body and is mos def creative. Up All Night is AWSOME!!!!!!!! Underneath all that confidence is a truly sweet person.

Johnny Borrell is awsome, and so is Jules Casablancas!

by Naomi February 28, 2005

Johnny Depp

The son of God. The sexiest man alive. I wish I were his wife, that lucky mutha. Hey, maybe when his son is a bit older, we'll get to drool all over him too, neh?

Johnny Depp should be a lollypop.
Johnny Depp should be a Blow-up doll.
Johnny Depp should be a RELIGION!

by Somebody December 16, 2003

johnny depp

Johnny Depp is my Purple Rose of Cairo, he is what I want I wanted to be, he is an angel in human form.

Look at his face, feel his empathy. And you will agree: Johnny Depp is an angel.

by jeaney September 17, 2006

johnny depp

Johnny Depp is the best actor of the last 20 years and the coolest man on the planet. There is no question of his physical beauty but he is so generous, kind, humble and sweet that it makes him 1,000 times more gorgeous than should be humanly possible.

The grace of God is in Johnny Depp's eyes.

by alwaysjohnny December 10, 2008