pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.

You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

by Spaghetti1245 July 17, 2009

jack the beanstalk

Synonym for "masturbate".

"I was jackin' the beanstalk while watching the Playboy channel."
-me

by Dave June 6, 2004

Jack Halliday

Bassist in the cool pop/rock band Twenty Twenty. He was born on the 21st of May 1990 to parents Jane and Stuart Halliday. He has an older brother Sam, and two younger siblings Joe and Lydia. He is in the band Twenty Twenty with his brother, guitarist Sam Halliday and drummer Sonny Watson-Lang.

Person 1: Who is that amazing bassist in Twenty Twenty?

Person 2: Oh, dont you know? Thats Jack Halliday!

by TheOneWhoGotAway. February 23, 2011

jack kelly murphy

A fucking dickhead

Jack kelly murphy why did you kill my parrot

by You know u killed my parrot August 14, 2017

thumb jack

(verb. coined by Antenna)
When doing it doggie style, sticking your thumb in a girl's ass to lift it higher.

She kept thrusting her clitty into the pillow, so I gave her a thumb jack for apple bottom viewing.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

lumber jack off

a variation of the game ookie cookie. A group of lumber jacks or campers form a circle around a tree and the last person to jizz on the tree loses. The loser must rub the seamen on his axe for grip and then cut down the tree in order to produce fire wood for the campsite.

We ran out of fire wood on our camping trip and we decided to have a lumber jack off to designate a bitch to get more wood.

by BonerJammin' April 7, 2009

national jack-off day

A day that everyman in the world has to jack off. The date of national jack-off day is May 5. The best time to jack-off would be 5:55 on 5/5.

Yo im so pumped cause tomorrow is national jack-off day and i can wait to bust a nut everywhere

by floppy sausage April 23, 2008