Behemoth Jungle Troll

A big fat ass chick that looks like she is half hippo half troll.

"Man I got drunk last night and ended up hooking up with a behemoth jungle troll, bitch tried to eat me!"

by Dsmoove1 October 15, 2008

dicks Jangling

WHEN yo dick be jangling

Ho:damn yo dicks jangling

by Mikawk November 23, 2009

Welcomed To The Jungle

Being completely unprepared for a situation and making it very apparent you are neither prepared nor capable of functioning in a particular capacity

Professor: Jim can you please tell me the answer to problem 3?
Jack: ummm.... errr.... well you see.... this one confused me...
Jake (Jack's friend): Welcome to the Jungle Jack
Jack: Damn it. Yeah I got welcomed to the jungle.

by welcomedtothejungle April 15, 2011

jungle nigger

1. A black person who is wild.
2. A black person who enjoys the outdoors.

"Man, that black is wild, he must be a jungle nigger!!!"

by Insane guitarist April 5, 2005

jungle biscuit

a clump of pubic hair

jungle biscuit on a razor, jungle biscuit in the shower, jungle biscuit on the toilet seat

by johnny rottened December 14, 2009

jingle nuts

one who does something so obnoxious, others are at a loss for words when trying to find some name to call him.

Stop being such a jingle nuts and just open the closet the right way rather than trying to head butt it open.

Justin you are a real jingle nuts.

by Wood May 13, 2005

electric jungle juice

This is the shit. gets you real fucked up. Everclear, acid, and hawaiian punch or koolaid. holy shit its potent. youll be seein clowns and not knowing where you are in minutes

dude the electric jungle juice phucked me up last night

by gettincrunk May 13, 2005