Jesse

A fat ass nigga who is always talking shit but cant control himself

This nigga jesse needs to shut the fuck up

by Bommbnigga February 5, 2017

Jesse

Man whore, egotistical asshole, perverted dick, who flirts with every girl, and then when he gets them he treats him like shit.

Everyone fucking hates Jesse.

by DrDudemister April 3, 2019

Jess

She is happy doing her own thing puts her kids need before her own desires . prefers to be on her own because she knows people dont really have your back she will look at someone and walk away knowing its pain waiting to happen .

P1: did you meet jess ?
P2: shes impossible to becomes friends with!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 20, 2019

uncle jesse and the oslen twins

plain shitty

man that band sounds like uncle jesse and the olsen twins

by Matthew November 16, 2003

a dirty jessebelle

jessebelle was a person from de bible who was a dirty bitch!!

ya dirty jessebelle!!!

by laura hayverty April 30, 2007

Jesse

A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a girlfriend and is a major man whore he also dumps girls every week and is a major jerk he's just very horny so stay away -- refering to guy jesse's

jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny

by cactus101 October 16, 2008

Jesse

A person who is madly in love with another person(usually of the opposite sex) but is unable to be with them for whatever reason. They then tell said person that they no longer wish to remain in contact or be friends in order to get over such feelings of self pitty. Within 2 days however they fail to stick to their guns and go crawling back with his/her tail between his/her legs.

"mate, told him i don't wana chat anymore"
"doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out"
"probably longer than jesse..."

by sophie_jayne February 9, 2008