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jessica simpson

Gawd, she really does irritate me..
LOL But it was so funny on her reality show "Nick & Jessica"..
Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?

Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.

Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
by Lilliaa June 29, 2006
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Jessica Lace Carroll

A beautiful young lady. Always knows the right thing to say to make someone smile. Tender hearted, always looking to do the right thing. Entertaining and enjoyable to be around
by TheOneAnonymousPerson October 14, 2011
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Jessica Faulcon

Jessica Faulcon? She puts the SASS in Sassafrass
by tealm888 March 28, 2013
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jessica barth

A girl that is different from everyone but a good different. Jessica Barth doesn't follow people like everyone else......she is her self. You'll love her and think she's 3 cute. People will hate her just because they are jealous of her. Jessica is the most amazing girl alive.
by Kevin 9hillip2 October 9, 2013
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jessica vanessa

a hot mexican chic that used to be a kindergarten teacher but is now a professional twerker and viner
Damn mami! Jessica Vanessa is too fine
by Bows_&-Biceps November 17, 2016
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jessica purgason

the hottest girl in tams and is in love with the dolan twins
"oo is that jessica purgason? she is so hot its unreal"
by jess is bless March 16, 2018
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Jessica Boatwright

A sweet slutty girl that pretends to be well behaved but is in fact a unabashed debaucherous , depraved, dirty lil slut that will do anything to cum and make those around her cum. A slut wife who will smile and look at you shamelessly while getting fucked by someone else. Everyones fantasy girl, but not for those who lack confidence or have insecurities. Everyone who fucks her will fall in love but she will still be yours.
I pulled a Jessica Boatwright the other night, and we are getting married.

dude, i got my wife to make some porn for me, shes turning into a real Jessica Boatwright
by Clownfromptown January 11, 2019
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