ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

by murph November 5, 2003

Cowboy pie

A sexual act involving two men having oral sex with cowboy hats on.

Cowboy pie refers to the penis.

I sucked his cowboy pie real good.
Something guys called Alex like.

by JellyTots13 June 10, 2011

Cowboy Stranger

The act of pleasuring one's self with the opposite hand and with the hand turned around in the direction opposite of how one regularly pleasures themselves.

I was getting bored using JILL, so I decided to go cowboy stranger last time.

by Alder-Boogaloo October 17, 2010

cowboys and indians

When you are banging your girl from behind and then you reach into her ass with your fingers and rub the shit (warpaint) on her face and with your other hand bob it flatly on her mouth while making indian war cries.

I played cowboys and indians with my girl last night.

by ayerish December 18, 2005

Kneegrow Cowboy

Quite similar to the spanish ninja, this is an intense sexual position involving a man and another man and a dildo, the way it is performed is
first, you turn off all the lights in the room
second, you start banging the other male in the ass
third, you shove the dildo in his ass and pull out so he "does not know"... now this is where this and the Ninja differ... with the Cowboy you scream out "Brokeback Mountain" while continuing with the above procedure.

Man 1: Oh Peter can I get a Kneegrow Cowboy from you?
Man 2: Sure thing

by Heehee Ninja June 26, 2008

gay cowboy

1)A homosexal male who loves women.
2)someone who uses the prase "dirty" excesivly.
3)someone who puts the bass so loud that it impairs their eye sight.

gay cowboy's,j-hill's, j-dad's, jiggity springs', gay busha's, and lya jumbalya's

by the gay cowboy August 27, 2007

rhinestone cowboy

A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.

No, your cowboy shirt isn't salmon or mellon, it's pink. Get over it.

by Derek February 20, 2005