Why the fuck did you even searched up I'm stupid in urban dictionary? And why the fuck did I even define I'm stupid in urban dictionary?
by Notmelol123 May 25, 2022

Meeting her parents
Dad: So what kind of job do you have?
Fuckboy: I'm a rapper
Mom:........
Girlfriend:........he's kidding
Dad:Get the fuck out.
Dad: So what kind of job do you have?
Fuckboy: I'm a rapper
Mom:........
Girlfriend:........he's kidding
Dad:Get the fuck out.
by IndigoZombieWolf December 28, 2018

The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.
Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.
by YAWA January 27, 2022

by Tibthink March 20, 2021

Phrase used by a deer, fox or other animal running away from a hunter. see also animal rights, fox hunting.
Hey, why are you shooting at me, you stupid human? Isn't it bad enough that you've trashed the fucking planet, and now you're shooting at me for no reason?
by Andy April 27, 2004

by Yung D October 7, 2016
