I'm stupid

You are correct. You are stupid lazy very overweight

Why the fuck did you even searched up I'm stupid in urban dictionary? And why the fuck did I even define I'm stupid in urban dictionary?

by Notmelol123 May 25, 2022

i'm blue

if i were green i would die

i'm blue dabba dee dabba dye

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 7, 2022

i'm a rapper

I'm currently unemployed with no ambition to actually work.

Meeting her parents
Dad: So what kind of job do you have?
Fuckboy: I'm a rapper
Mom:........
Girlfriend:........he's kidding
Dad:Get the fuck out.

by IndigoZombieWolf December 28, 2018

I'm on COVID

The universally proffered excuse for failing to show up for work, meet a project deadline or generally suck at meeting the current demands of existence.

Wasn't that work product due 2 weeks ago?
Are you coming to work today?
Why is your mortgage payment 3 weeks late?
Universal response: Cain't, I'm on COVID.

by YAWA January 27, 2022

I'm fine

The littoral meaning of I'm fine

Friend1: how are you?
Friend2: I'm fine

by Tibthink March 20, 2021

I'm game

Phrase used by a deer, fox or other animal running away from a hunter. see also animal rights, fox hunting.

Hey, why are you shooting at me, you stupid human? Isn't it bad enough that you've trashed the fucking planet, and now you're shooting at me for no reason?

by Andy April 27, 2004

I'm Kilt

When something is ridiculously funny

Bro don't tell me you ate her ass, I'm kilt fam.

by Yung D October 7, 2016