hitch cock

Derived from the words 'hitch' (meaning 'limp') and 'cock' (not a rooster), is a synonym of the term limp dick.

The word around school is that he's a bit of a hitch cock.

by godnalor April 28, 2010

Hatchet

The Weapon of choice for any Juggalo. Know to be in such frases as " Shut the fuck up, before i put my hatchet in your Nug!" or "We will Never Die Alone. Juggalos will carry on,Swing our Hatchets if we must. Each and every one of us."

Juggalo: Wat up, Ninja?
Fag: My dick after seein your mom!
Juggalo: Im a sling my Hatchet in your Nug!

by Matt Stegall July 29, 2007

hatch

Inquiry.

To inquire as to an individual's or object's situation or condition.
Although not as to how an individual or object is positioned vis-à-vis its surroundings.

origin: "The 'Burbs" (1989)but developed upon by Branny Fratman to the point of nausea.

"Whats the hatch kid?"

by Templar Wizard April 15, 2004

hitchhiker

n.: (slang) a small nugget of fecal matter attached to the hindquarters of an animal such as a cat or dog; especially common among long-haired species.

syn: dingleberry

"Quick, get Muffins off of the new duvet! He has a hitchhiker on his butt!"

by EmmyFoofoo May 5, 2008

hitch hiker

when you fart and it travels uo your crack and pops out the top of the anus or the oppisite direction going up next to your testicles.

wow that fart sounded funny mike was that a hitch hiker oh yeah right next to the nuts.

by kevon December 21, 2002

Hatchet face

A person (usually a woman), who is so ugly that it looks like her face caught on fire and someone put (the fire) out with a hatchet.

"Yo Tommy! Did you see the rack on that broad!?!?"
"Fuck that! She had a hatchet face!!"

by Hatchetface101 August 17, 2011

trailer hitch

nuts in the ass, dick in the pussy

Freak that bitch out, give her the trailer hitch.

by BigSteve420 July 27, 2006