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Holy Sex 

Like saying "Holy shit" or "Holy tits" or "Holy fuck" but this one just sounds more cool and is mostly used when talking about a smoking hot babe.
Jeff: Holy shit look at that chick waking on the sidewalk

You: Holy sex she's hot
Holy Sex by JOVELOAD June 13, 2017

holy cripe

Phrase favorited by Canadians, especially in the Northern Maine area. Used in place of "Holy Crap"
Jeff: "Wow look at that swamp donkey eh?!"
Bob: "Holy Cripe sport, look at the size of that!!"
holy cripe by JeezumRice June 28, 2017

Holy shenz begez

The expression you say when you are excited to go to China.
Barbra: Let's go to China!~
Chris: Holy shenz begez I'm excited!
Holy shenz begez by Creeboi July 31, 2017

Holy hymen 

When you find out that your girlfriend is a virgin, and you thought she wasn't.
Holy hymen! What's that?
Holy hymen by Kmdl January 6, 2018

HOLY FAX MACHINE! 

What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.

“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”

Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k
You are such a HOLY FAX MACHINE! meanie!”

Holy Scoliosis 

This term was first used by YouTuber "ScottTheWoz". When this term is used it's usually is a replacement for the phrase "Oh god"
*something shocks you*
Example: Holy scoliosis what is that!
Holy Scoliosis by SomeDumb June 20, 2018