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Electric Handshake

Similar to The Shocker; the Electric Handshake describes the act of simultaneously stimulating the vagina and anus.
However, all fingers are used, in a three-to-one configuration.

It is symbolized by an outstretched hand, as though offering a handshake, with the pinky slightly dropped.
"She wasn't really paying attention to all the work I was giving her, so I woke her up with the Electric Handshake; three in the gash, and one in the stash!"
by Stevious G August 16, 2009
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Claw Hands

The sensation of having numb or weak hands that usually occurs when first waking up, after laughing, or after sexual intercourse.
Julie- "I can't open this bottle of juice, I have claw hands!"
by JenJen77 February 3, 2010
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octopus handshake

The sexual act of double penetration while on a boat or body of water; any sexual act while on a boat or body of water involving more than one penis.
"During the cruise, Lisa met two guys at the bar who gave her an octopus handshake."
by Chuck15065 April 14, 2010
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sub hands

When your forelimb extremities become deliciously pleasant-smelling after eating a big, juicy, and meaty submarine sandwich fully-loaded with toppings and dressings.

Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.
1) "I had a fucking amazing lunch earlier at Firehouse Subs, but now I'm constantly catching myself sniffing my aromatic sub hands."

2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."
by Lot C January 5, 2011
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Premature Handshakulation

The act of going for a handshake, and closing your hand prematurely, gripping your partner's hand anywhere from the knuckles to the finger tips, instead of the intended palm of his or her hand.
"Wow. Colton has a bad case of Premature Handshakulation.."
by MassiveBeardsFTW November 26, 2011
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Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.
"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."
by slack455 July 31, 2012
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Awkward Handshake

When someone goes to give you a handshake and you keep all you fingers together leaving the person confused.
Tori:Remember when Mike pulled an awkward handshake on my dad?
Ike:Yeah, he whooped his ass after that.

Both:Good Times.
by BigBossRoo19 December 18, 2012
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