Sam the Ham

The winner of all and the fastest pig in the world

RUN SAM THE HAM RUN

by Mistysocks August 25, 2022

basting the ham

Jacking off

Susan came home to find here brother in her room basting the ham to a photo of her

by Somsaltibois July 14, 2018

ham diggin

An activity where you dig for ham. The national ham digging competition is hosted in Denver, Colorado. 2022s winner was Francis Grendy, a dentist from Los Angeles, California. His ham was 23 pounds.

“Henry and I went ham diggin last week, his ham was much bigger than mine”

by TuesdayTwunk April 7, 2023

Rum Ham

A ham cooked in rum that has an optional addition of 2 slices of pineapple. Created originally in "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia".

Where is Rum Ham?
It fell off of the boat.
RUM HAM NO!!

by Retr0200202 June 3, 2019

Code HAM

an alert denoting the presence of a Hot Ass Mom. Usually between coworkers at video game stores and other fine retail shops.

"We have a Code HAM on eisle seven."
"I need a manager to the register...Code HAM. I repeat...CODE HAM!

by Letgo May 1, 2003

Ham Wank

To have a wank whilst having a slice of ham between your hand and your penis.

I went to the shops to get some sliced ham so I could ham wank all night.

by dozza909 January 25, 2012

Ham Sandwich

a cooked slab of pig on a bun.

"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005