ham sambitch

A person who makes ham sandwiches without cutting off the crust. They typically put pickles in the sandwich too.

A ham Sambitch normally has brown hair, brown eyes, and brown eyebrows. That is why they don’t cut off the crust, as it is sort of brown.

Hannah: Are you kidding me? She didn’t cut off the crust from my ham sandwich. She is such a ham sambitch.

by Removed Sandwich Crust May 18, 2021

Penis ham

insult then insert picture of penis ham

you fuckin penis ham

by @637Qzy on twitter May 6, 2021

Ham and eggs

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

west ham

the best club in london. undeniable. better than arsenal,spurs and chelsea scum. in a european final and will probably win it. COYI

british lad: oi mate what team do u support
2nd british lad: west ham
british lad runs away

by rozlarrr June 4, 2023

Ham Wank

To have a wank whilst having a slice of ham between your hand and your penis.

I went to the shops to get some sliced ham so I could ham wank all night.

by dozza909 January 25, 2012

Code HAM

an alert denoting the presence of a Hot Ass Mom. Usually between coworkers at video game stores and other fine retail shops.

"We have a Code HAM on eisle seven."
"I need a manager to the register...Code HAM. I repeat...CODE HAM!

by Letgo May 1, 2003

Ham Sandwich

a cooked slab of pig on a bun.

"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."

by MoJo Mojowitz September 6, 2005