Holy-shit

Holy-shit: shit from God's own ass. (Or Jesus, Allah, Vishnu etc etc) often used to exclaim surprise.

"Holy-shit!"
"what?"
"That man has a penis on his forhead!"

by Stabby3721 July 10, 2006

holy crap

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

by the wopfather May 12, 2008

Holy Heavens

An expression of surprise,disappointment,or excitement.

Person:The Braves won!
Respondent:Holy heavens!That’s amazing!

by Dog Player-6942 May 26, 2023

Holy Shirt

A Holy Shirt is part of God's new merch. You can obtain it via Amazon or at a current Holy Store. Also check out the Holy Pants and the Holy Sweater.

Also used to replace "Holy shit" when your mom yells at you because you used a bad language.

Example 1:
Guy: Wow, nice Holy Shirt you got there!

Me: Yeah, I got it in the new Holy Store of the neighborhood!

Example 2:

Me: Holy sh**, I didn't finish the homework for tomorrow!

My mom: What?

Me: I mean, Holy SHIRT.

by Patata con leche November 11, 2017

The holy four

The holy four is a group of gaming YouTubers, considered to be the best.
DanTDM, JackSepticEye, Markiplier, And PewDiePie.
According to others, there are more than four, including Ninja, Dream, KSI, Mr. Beast, PopularMMOs, PrestonPlays, LazarBeam, and TechnoBlade.

The holy four are the best gaming YouTubers in the world.

by ESBirdnerd January 3, 2021

holy petunias

Holy Petunias is a nice way of saying Holy Shit without cursing. This is a great method to use when being an elementary teacher.

Student; Are they going to feed us lunch on the field trip?

Teacher; Holy Petunias I just said they can't.

by yaknowwho707 July 24, 2022

Holy boyz

Group of individuals who’s sole desire is to please nothing but the honeys above all else.🤘🙏

# Holy boyz

by Holyboyz July 15, 2019