horse girl

The most annoying girl on this planet. Ages 10 and up. They worship horses and love horse more than their own flesh and blood.

"I hate talking to Katie all she talks about is her stupid horse. She's a typical horse girl."

by MayaUrbanD February 13, 2015

horse porn

An alternative way of saying "bull shit." Used to express disbelief, or to call out into the open a yarn or fabrication.

Presient Bush's desire to cut the SCHIP program is such horse porn.

by Sean Patrick October 20, 2007

horse apples

horse turds

Son, you're a lookin' a little sickly. You been eating horse apples again?

by zachwolff October 17, 2003

Horse girl

A girl that is insane as shit

Look at that girl kill people, she's probably a horse girl

by Senorita Thicc Boi March 12, 2019

Hobby Horse

A large, thick dick (resembles a Horse Cock) Hobby Ho

Miss Italy rode my hobby horse all night long!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

horse cream

A hand lotion that smells like horses.
Often mistaken for 'jizz' or 'cum'.

*Eugene: Is that horse cream your rubbing on your bum?
*Frankie-Todd: Why yes. Yes it is.

* (Names have been changed)

by Sexy-Geraldine July 20, 2007

Horse's ass

The President of the united states since 2000

Also see: idiot

by Tommy Vercetti April 25, 2004