hoeseph

an extremely hairy mamal

I believe that mamoth would be classified as a hoeseph

by Sebastien Rubenstein November 28, 2004

Hoesale

This is not the typical "hook-up" as one would find on the street corner. This is special pricing, similar to "resale" pricing, but not exactly the same.

This "hook-up" can be described as the pricing one would get while shopping at an outdoor swap meet or from a street vendor.

This does not mean that one is selling "hoe's" (that being of the gardening tool or the woman prostitute)

"I can get that at hoesale" This would mean you are not really getting a deal at all and may be even paying more than retail. The item maybe used, damaged or even carrying some type of disease.

Seller: "I have some cheap Gucci bags at hoesale"

Customer: "Those are not Gucci bags, those are Chucci bags!"

by AWKAT October 5, 2012

HOESKI

A slutty teenage, underage skank, or filthy whore.
Tends to have the characteristics of a walrus.
Will sleep with anything that moves but no one wants to sleep with them.

Guy: Eww did you see that chick
guy 2: dude thats karlina she is a total hoeski

by Damiennn123 November 3, 2010

hoeser

A women who poses poser as a hoe.

Look at that hoeser; dressing like that just to get attention.

by Trail_Mix January 17, 2009

Bro's Before Hoe's

When a male get's pussywhipped into being with a woman instead of another male, therefore putting "hoe'(s)" before the "bro's". This is contradictory to the rule. However the rule has a exception, bro's before hoe's can be disregarded if booty woulb be attained the same evening that the rule was broken.

In short: Don't put women before men unless you will be getting some.

David put his friends LAN above going to the movies with his girlfriend therefore adhering to the rule Bro's before Hoe's.

by Naccache December 22, 2008

Hoeship

An agreement between two hoes (Male or female) to maintain equal and emotionless sexual relations.

"Me and Melinda have a hoeship. It's pretty great, it doesn't mean anything"

by Obamadidtitanic69 February 23, 2017

hoesiah

One sexy motherfucker.

Lexia wants to ride Hoesiah all night long.

by monogram April 23, 2018