Dry Hobo Jerkdown

A dry, sandpapery hand job

First coined by the comedic mind of mr. Dave Attell

Often given by women who are either inexperienced, disinterested, or have an axe to grind.

She didn't even have the decency to spit on her hand first! It was a dry hobo jerkdown! What are these girls' stepfathers' teaching them?

by BeebittheJoinkspin December 15, 2010

Book hobo

(verb) To hang out in a book store reading a book that you do not intend to buy. Used most commonly with manga.

(noun) One who book hoboes.

The hobo part of the term is derived from either the fact that you are mooching, you are to cheap or penniless to pay for the book, or you don't plan on giving the book a home.

Zack: So what did you do this weekend?
Hikaru: I book hoboed at Borders.
Zack: Yeah, they have a groovy manga section.

by our golden kazoo March 8, 2008

Bluetooth Hobo

A homeless person that walks down the street talking to themselves and having very animated conversations with no identifiable person, much like somebody talking while in public on a Bluetooth headset.

Man, don't go down into the Southside, there's A LOT of Bluetooth Hobos in that area.

by VitoVane November 15, 2017

Snapchat Hobo

A Snapchat user who posts an image or a link to a product they want, but can't afford for whatever reason, and ask their friends to purchase it for them. Snapchat Hobos are typically teenagers and are not well-liked among their peers.

"Oh my God, can you believe Mackenzie is asking for drinks on her story all the time?"
"I know, she's a total Snapchat Hobo."

by javigato June 15, 2018

poopie butt hobo

a poopie ( poop e ) butt hobo is where you walk into an alley and see a hobo who is currently pooping his pants or has poop all over his naked butt. poopie

random guy: excuse me but you have poop all over yer butt.
poopie butt hobo:so.... you got a problem wit dat punk.
guy: no... just sayin

by the_baconbutter January 2, 2013

super fly hobo slipping

A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.

For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.

by Angus June 8, 2003

the hobo

The act of shoving a handful of change into someone's ass and then proceeding to fist their hole.

After trying the houdini last night, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend in bed tonight by giving her the hobo.

by Sean McConnell December 24, 2007