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Hand Brownie

When a girl or guy shits in their hand and gives a sloppy hand job.
Wow Monica just gave me a hand brownie and it was delicious.
by P-Jizzle September 5, 2016
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Hand Spammer

A word I made up which means;
As a Noun: one who is known for jerking off.

As a verb: jerking off
Example (as a verb): Jerry got on xvideos after he got home and he started hand spamming.

Example (as a noun): One of Jerry’s friends was going to visit him that afternoon. When his friend showed up he saw Jerry jerking off. He took a video and it was passed around school where Jerry became know as “The Hand Spammer.” RIP Jerry.
by baleful_phoenix August 25, 2018
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Outta hand

Can be used in a positive way and be a synonym to cool, tight, dope, sick, hyped etc. Can also be used in a negetive way and be a synonym to belligerant, unruly, sketchy, shady etc.
Damn did you see the homie knock that chap out?! Shit was too outtahand! But then the homie got all drunk and threw up in my car that shit was outta hand
by Vengy June 17, 2012
mugGet the Outta handmug.

hand rule

The standard against which optimal breast size is gauged in seeking a suitable mate, etc.

The optimal breast size is equal to the amount that can be fit in one's hand; any less is not enough and any more is excessive, wasteful, and unnecessary.

The curve follows a sharp Gaussian/Cauchy–Lorentz function and distribution.

f (x; 0,1) = 1 / π (1 + π^2)

This is also known as the Breast-Volarity curve.
Person 1: Wow, she has exquisite breasts.

Person 2: Eh, they're too large.

Person 1: Nonsense!

Person 2: Don't forget the Hand Rule.
Person 1: Ahhh, good call.
by Prof. Munchie April 21, 2014
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hand stringing

The activity of putting string around each finger on your hand and then attaching the other ends to your cock and pleasuring yourself.
Dude 1: bro have u seen this new trend hand stringing?
Dude 2: yeh it seems kinda kinky
by Daddy johnes October 10, 2020
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shelby handed

Tim was shooting Shelby handed around barriers today at the range.
by dgarage June 11, 2020
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Hand Crusher

The nickname given to cold and serious, but kind-hearted and driven character Shoto Todoroki from the anime My Hero Academia. He gave himself this name at the hospital with both Izuku Midoriya and Tenya Iida after the Stain insident. He says that he is always there when someone's hand gets hurt. "Hand Crusher" is now used as an inside joke in the My Hero Academia community.
"Am I cursed?"

"Todoroki! I didn't know you had a sense of humor!"

"This isn't a joke. I'm like the Hand Crusher or something."
by IcyThot July 18, 2021
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