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Grindlesnatch 

An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.
"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."
Grindlesnatch by tastynessy December 15, 2011
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Throw it in the grinder 

When your day is going bad, you put in all the weed you have into the grinder and smoke your sorrows away.

Also can be used if your having a bad day and just want something to ease your day. (alcohol, cigarette, etc)
Person 1: fuck today sucked
Person 2: what are you gonna do now?
Person 1: I'm gonna throw it in the grinder.
Irish slang for everything is just fine, or that will do. Copyrighted in the Republic of Ireland in Feb 1978.
Feck it sure it's grand.
grand by irishlondonlad December 30, 2015

Grindr Gaze 

The look you get when you realize how you recognize the guy you've just locked eyes with
"Dude, I was at the movie theater and I gave this guy a Grindr Gaze. I wonder if he recognized me..."
Grindr Gaze by Alexw92 December 15, 2014
1) is a mindset of a driven individual that sets out to accomplish his or her goals without ceasing.

2) is an attitude to poor all of your energy into completing a goal
Person1- is a hard worker he shows up to work everyday with his GrindFace on
GrindFace by GrindFace Apparel October 2, 2016

winkie grinder 

A ski lift of the 'Poma' (manufacturer) or 'Platter' type, consisting of a single pole/basket seat that you stick between your legs and pulls you up the track to the top of the ski hill. It 'grinds' your winkie (genitalia) if you are not careful or your ski pants are not thick enough. Not really true as I used to ride it at Paskapoo when I was a kid, and my winky survived. As proof, I have a daughter, Sarah, who came up with this definition when she was 7.
Dad, I'm so glad the winkie grinder is not running today.