goofenshmort

someone who is so much of a goof and a shmort, that s/he becomes a goofenshmort

guy 1: wow he's a goof
guy 2: ya and a shmort too
guy 1: guess hes a goofenshmort

by the lord king February 22, 2011

Gooeygirl

A small messy midget girl, usually has marshmallow on her face or syrup anything sticky.

Marshmallow face, I don't care if I syrup on my pants. Sometimes has a chocolate ring around mouth, call me gooeygirl.

by Hamsterpupswee May 11, 2011

Gooferous

Goofy and gorgeous.

Valerie is gooferous.

by Eudeyrn August 29, 2011

Gooney Toon

A toon in a film with black-footed albatross.

Someone who's acting like a goofy mother fucker, aka- Gooney Toon

by Warnsburg September 29, 2011

Goosey Moves

Good times with a lady friend.

"How about some goosey moves baby?"

"I'm in the mood for getting some goose moves with her"

by Birdy Nerdy October 10, 2011

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

Gooey Johnson

The act of cumming into someone's ear canal and then proceeding to insert one's erect penis into said ear canal.

Dude, last I night I gave her a Gooey Johnson right before she kicked me out.

by The Cole Crew February 7, 2014