Mr German

A teacher who doesn’t care about what people think and knows he is always right.

“Did you see the new teacher?”
“Yeah, he is such a Mr German!”

by Humans are juicy February 4, 2018

Germanese

The mintest combination of German & Chinese ancestry, forming an intelligent, charismatic, charming, humurous, gorgeous child. The brains of the Asian & the looks of the German, This kid has it all. Warning, very rare breed, one of a kind. If you know one, you're lucky.

Dayummm, that Germanese is one of a kind !

by Germanese kid- August 19, 2008

german

Basically what I got from everyone else's description is:

Germans are strong, angry, Nazis with large penises that used to beat up France as a hobby.

Don't go near that angry guy in the Nazi uniform, he will strike you down with his large genetalia. He is German.

by Viktir666 October 1, 2005

gemstone

the epitome of a true dollface. a wonderful term of endearment.

Oh, thanks for buying me a beer you little gemstone.

by CoCoNugFace August 4, 2008

German Phillips

A highly illegal German delicacy which is essentially a corn on the cob covered in melted chocolate. There has been a huge increase in illegal imports to Britain in recent years, causing havoc on the streets of Britain.

I had a lovely German Phillips last week.

by Silurhys December 12, 2010

german candycane

When a woman is on her period, she 69's with a man. She fills her mouth with his cum and he fills his mouth with her blood, then proceed to make out swirling the contents of their mouths together.

I gotta get my Redwings somehow, so let's get this German Candycane rolling!

by HarryBeaver69 January 16, 2017

German Coffee Cake

When a girl squirts in ur face, and then u have ur neighbors cat lick it off in a circlier motion, until all of it is gone, and in order for this to work it has to be a full moon.

Gosh i cannot believe we just German Coffee cake, and were not even in germany

by Sick Matt December 6, 2009