by Justin Victor Knight March 2, 2009
Get the Guileless mug.A female guido. Their appearance is the best indicator of a guida. She will be a girl who wears flashy, tight, clothes that may be designer, but often these clothes can be purchased at a Wet Seal or Forever 21. Often these girls prefer the "scrunched" look for their hair where by it looks wet and wavy but actually it is dry and hard. They do wear flashy jewelery as well, often a pair of fake diamond earrings, a cross, and sometimes, sunglasses that obnoixously displays the designers name on the sides with small crystals. These girls may consider themselves fashionable and well kept. The prefer the term "Italian Princess" or sometimes "Mafia Princess" rather than guida or "jersey shore girl." These girls are high matinenence, loud, with a particularly low IQ, which is why they put the most efforts on their looks. Generally, these girls are attracted to guidos and men who have money to spend on D&G sunglasses and Juicy Couture clothing.
Canadian tuxedo, bebe Crystal labeled shirt, Dior Bedazzled sunglasses, heels and crunchy hair = guida.
by SamanthaKnows February 18, 2008
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A term originated in 2008 meaning a repetitive nostalgia of unrealized dreams to the point that it seems a little sad.
That guy talks about that final touchdown from 1998 all the time. He has guitars in his basement.
He's not a rockstar. He works at Kinkos. He definitely has some guitars in the basement!
He's not a rockstar. He works at Kinkos. He definitely has some guitars in the basement!
by carlos_santana August 2, 2009
Get the Guitars in the Basement mug.Using facebook or other social media to make your friends feel guilty for not doing something for you, often using unfair or grandiose comparisons
No one went to her party, so she updated her status to "if it were an AIDS benefit everyone would have been there," such guiltbooking is unfair.
by shi_facebooker February 4, 2010
Get the guiltbooking mug.Noun. Someone who uses a guild or other play organization just for gear, flags, and such. They leave leaves immediately after their goals are reached for another (better) guild. Typically, the person repeats this cycle and destroys his/her reputation.
That guy is such a guild climber, once he got phat lewtz he could get from a top 25 guild he left for a top 10 guild.
by stupidroro February 10, 2010
Get the guild climber mug.A potent, mutated form of testosterone found typically in New Jersey males which results in mutations such as silly spiked hair, orange skin, and lips puckering. Sufferers of guidosterone also tend to abuse anabolic steroids and wear clothes too small for them.
Whoa, look at that Guido over there with the bottle of grey goose, he's all hopped up on guidosterone. What a douche.
by Jmanus June 5, 2010
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