Annoying grandma

A little shit who says they love but they don't love you

Grandma:would you like some cookies.

Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma

by Annoy March 30, 2019

Sandy Grandma

"An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand"."

Mark was so drunk, he recorded himself with a Sandy Grandma.

by TheOverWatcher November 2, 2019

technology grandma

someone who doesn't know how to use technology

if you look up the definition of technology grandma on google, the icon, paget brewster, will come up!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

technology grandma

someone who isn't too old nor too young for technology

i am a technology grandma too!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson

Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma

by Stinky lucas gang December 4, 2020

mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)

Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses

by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021

national grandma day

wish your grandma a happy national grandma day. dead or alive.

“dude did you remember national grandma day?” “uh what” “august 21th!” “oh! i’m gonna call my grandma”

by fog09 August 18, 2021