golfist

Someone who shares a passion for golf but can’t play it for shit

I’m a golfist

by anonymous July 20, 2024

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GolfCart Polluter

Meatballs and spaghetti that play volleyball

The GolfCart Polluters are coming! Hide your food!

by th3.D1_H8t3r September 8, 2023

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Golfing

A nonce, noncing

Dan went golfing. Only within a few hours did he find his victim.

by Elzhi September 20, 2023

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Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

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Golfsplanation

When a golfer hits a bad shot or a bad putt and then makes excuses for the result even though the rest of the group knows it’s because he/she is a shitty golfer.

Jimmy spends more time golfsplaining why he’s missed every putt he’s looked at than he does playing. He has a golfsplanation for everything.

by McFlyJones June 6, 2024

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