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german sausage

When a women is being fucked really hard by a man and before he cums he punches the girl really hard in the stomach and her intestines come out her but and the man licks it.
Me and my girlfriend fucked so hard last night that i German sausage
by Pigment June 15, 2010
mugGet the german sausagemug.

German Watermelon

When you fuck some chick in the ass and pull out your cock and there are little black dots on it
"Oh my god Andy, I just got german watermeloned by this girl"
by cweezy72 September 29, 2009
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German Zoo

A persons ass hole that has been filled with numerous small creatures and the creatures have then crawled up the intestines and into various organs in the body before being thrown up all over the floor for spectators to view and feed
I went to a German Zoo show today. I fed a digested hamster
by sadisticsamurai September 15, 2009
mugGet the German Zoomug.

German Popsicle

when a man poops on a woman's vagina then has sex with her and when his dick is covered in shit he makes the girl lick it like a Popsicle.
Guy: hey dude i gave maria a german popsicle lastnight!
Guy 2: Nice!
by birdman16 February 7, 2012
mugGet the German Popsiclemug.

German Handshake

Wacking off to a german girl on the interwebz.AKA COURTNEY. This is the german handshake.
Mario and german girl doin the dirty german handshake
by Brazil boi October 9, 2008
mugGet the German Handshakemug.

German Poutine

Basically a Poutine but instead of Gravy....Dya Is Added....You know Watery Poop.
by 99 Prob May 27, 2004
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German Sideburns

This is performed when you take a shit, while clentching your butt cheeks together, then taking your shit caked ass to each side of your partners face, working from top to bottom, being sure to coat the whole side of the face. The goal is to make a pair of shitty sideburns...excuse the pun. If you want to be festive, scream something in German.
We were role playing one night, as seventies disco dancers, and wanted to step it up a notch. I gave that skank some German Sideburns...a pair of mutton chops to be proud of. I am a regular Picaso...VOLKSWAGEN!!!
by Cagna Cazzo December 14, 2010
mugGet the German Sideburnsmug.

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