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Friend0: Wanna come to this Click orgy?
Friend1: Yes, i am a furry
Furry by WilliamW2010 July 4, 2022
People who like to make inappropriate content that makes you wanna bleach your eyes, plus they go to Public and act weird constantly saying uw(I wont wanna say it) as well as it’s counterpart ow(still won’t say it). And if I don’t mention they make animation memes (very cringe) and they literally pretend to be animals plus they ruined vapeoreon (don’t look it up) they also are everywhere just seeing all these mfs everywhere steals my life and sanity one last thing they make me lose my Bonner
I was a furry so I went to sleep and woke up in a adoption center (more specifically the trash bin)
Furry by Cat tuna on youtube July 7, 2022
Most of the time lgbtq people who like anthro animals, but if you do, you don’t classify as one unless you want to be one. No fur suit required. It’s litterly a hobby, you’re dirty minded if you think otherwise.

Most furries hate zoos. Zoos suck.
Ew, you’re a furry? Isn’t that a “sexy thing”?!
No, it’s not. Some furries do watch yiff though.
Just look at them a furry is a person running around in fur suits and looking retarded
Furry by Ihatefurrys July 13, 2022
Being a furry is a serious mental disorder, furries dress in unholy clothes such as and not limited to :

Fur masks
Fur suits
Tail plugs
Murr suits

Furries suffer from many disabilties such as :

Stupidity
Eating glue
Femboy
Being set on fire frequently
Quirkyness
Beastiality
SDDS ( Sudden Dick Disapearing Syndrome )

How to interact with a furry :

1. In many cases sudden agression is a bad option but with furries it is necessary.

Whip out your Smith and Wesson 5000 Bonecrusher Snub Nose Chambered in Quick Action .45 and aim for the tail, it will instantly kill the furry but let the human soul inside live.

Never shoot anywhere else because you don't want to murder someone you want to kill the furry.

By shooting the tail whatever is left from the infected will get to live but not the furry.

( See how I made it so it follows the guidelines, you kill the furry not the person )

2. Run.

3. Celebrate.

Note : YOU aren't trapped with a furry, the furry is trapped with YOU.

Don't waste ammo!

How to prevent becoming a furry.

1. Having a family.

2. Be sane.

Source :

Having a functioning brain.

Fun fact! Don't go to the next furry convention, not that anything will happen haha... trust me. just don't go.
Person 1: ima pwoud fuwwy OwO is that youw cwute UwU bulgi-
Person 2: shatters his skull with a Smith and Wesson 5000 bonecrusher snubed nose chambered in quick action .45

Person 1 : We are approaching the furry con
Person 2 : LETS DO THIS BOYS
Person 3 : Mask on
Person 4 : Remember, no russian
Person 5 : Lets get em'
Person 9 : Im ready
Person 18 : Keep your weapons on full auto

Person 37 : I hope they took the message we left

Person 58 : Its do or die comrades
Furry 1 : Owoo wewcowme to the fuwwy cwonw

*Weapon loading noise* ( without malicous intent of course )
Furry by TheSovietComrade July 13, 2022
Furry are cringe like you and yes you are a furry
I hate furry
Furry by (human_name) July 14, 2022