merc flet

You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.

Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

Cari Fletcher

The greatest lesbian to ever exist

"omg do you know who cari fletcher is?"
"um obviously, shes the greatest lesbian to ever exist"

by goodtitsbigheart July 21, 2024

Terence Fletcher

celebrated on TERENCE FLETCHER FRIDAYS, Terence is the definition of a man. He is the IT man, if you see him you want to be him. With peak style and serving looks he's an extremely skilled man in the music and female field. He's influenced fashion, music and overall character for years to come. He is the definition of an alpha male.

"I wore a black shirt, slacks, belt, socks and blazer in celebration of Terence Fletcher Friday."

by rtywefsdakfgdsvfgdhsfua November 23, 2023

Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove

1)A half Asian, half White male who doesn't mind doing whatever he wants. Also a Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove uses phrases similar to "Fuck You!", "What are you, stupid?", or "God...damn."

2)Writer of the song "Toby (I'm So Sorry)"

1) Tyler: Yo Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove, you're Asian, right"
Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove: What are you, stupid?

2) Reverend Doctor Fletcher Shmoove- "Toby, I am so sorry. And Jahlani, is sitting next to yoooooooouu."

by Brotha Moses October 11, 2011

Pulling a Fletcher

Faking an injury in order to not be bested by someone younger and more skilled than you. This is the most shameful way of faking an injury and is practiced routinely by PolySci majors who run Cross-Country.

Ryan: Oh my God I think I broke my ankle!
Cody: Are you sure you're not just "Pulling a Fletcher" so that you don't look bad when you lose the race?
Ryan: Of course not! Look, you can see the bone!
Cody: You don't even sound believable.

by Mr. Drewpeacock January 18, 2012

The Tainted Fleetwood

While in a old Cadillac Fleetwood, you whip out a sheep skin condone and a bottle of champagne at the ready. Firstly, Wray that willy in the sheep skin and plow in the brown on that supple leather, and at the end, shake up the bottle and tug her hair to get her attention to look back in frustration and confusion, then with a fully loaded sheep skin condom, pop the bottle and pop the full condom into the jetstream of bubbly into the face and all over the rest of your unfortunate partner in this endeavor.

Dude.... so you’re saying you bought that garbage Cadillac just the do The Tainted Fleetwood on the violin band major and the prom queen from 4 years ago? Dude weirdy beards, my dude..! But so rad!

by Dylan “who don’t care who I am June 14, 2018

triangular assault with a flechette

collage of nurses and drs.

homework

homewood reformatory

when is my shoulder going to stop burning it feels like triangular assault with a flechette.

by Cody5050 January 28, 2021