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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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Mumblety Five

The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."
Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!

Person B:Mumblety Five?

Person A:I am never able to comfort you.

Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you
by Anenglishmajor May 11, 2011
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Asian five

The subjects which Asians stereotypically do at A-level. In the UK this means Maths, Further Maths, Biology, Chemistry and Physics.
I want to be a doctor when I get older. I'm studying the Asian five.
by jonny_mcgoldsteyn November 12, 2017
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hiney five

A Hines five is an open handed smack on the ass. Like a high five but on the butt.
She gave such a good blow job when she turned around to go clean up I gave her a hiney five
by notmeinkc May 3, 2022
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Assisted Five

When a person is offered a high five and refuses to give it and a fellow person grabs said person's hand and gives the man offering a high five a high five.
High five?

Naw.

(man walks by and sees the struggle and grabs the man's hand and gives the high five )

Assisted Five! I'll take it
by CaseDog January 20, 2010
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Cy-Five

A "high-five" given on the internet,where mutual contact isn't possible but only virtual is!
You nailed a chick in Idaho. Cy-five on that!
by Aneesh Nadkarni January 6, 2008
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five pebbles

an place in rain world were people get extremely lost and reset due to not knowing that five pebbles doesn't have rain in it. also there's a dad that has long legs that wants to VORE you
five pebbles: heck but not actually in a nutshell
by someone else thats not u January 11, 2021
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