Used to describe a dog, or any other animal living in Florida, with which it is now legal for a human to have sex with, thanks to that state's lift of the ban on zoophilia.
Every once in awhile you can find a Floridawg thread on /b/...quickly followed by about 300 pictures of furries yiffing
by ThReMe May 17, 2010
Get the Floridawg mug.You take two girls laying on top of each other, the one on the bottom is face up and the one on the top is face down so they are looking at each other, then you have them spread their legs. You have a guy standing near them with a blind fold on and he starts poking and you see how long it takes him to find a hole.
by DNTechs October 16, 2010
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A jar full of prescription pain pills that when shaken in hand, the sounds resembles that of a maracca.
There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...
There's a pain pill epidemic that allows out of state citizens to drive to Florida, get diagnosed and buy pills for cash at the same clinic. Pills like oxy's, roxy's, xanax, Percocet, vicadin etc...
I drove down south this weekend to buy pills for cash again.... Now when I go out to the bar tonight all I have to do is shake that Florida Maracca and all the women come running. Gets me laid every time!
by Don'tSpaceCakes October 28, 2013
Get the Florida Maracca mug.A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.
Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.
by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014
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Get the Florida Five mug.Florida Weekend- is an all weekend event of hanging out with friends, 2butgetting drunk, causing trouble, crusing around, bar hopping, and looking for chicks. Letting the boy's be boy's.
I can't wait to leave work Friday the boy's an I are going to have a Florida Weekend.
My girls working all weekend.. I'm having a Florida Weekend .. Let the boy's be boy's!
My girls working all weekend.. I'm having a Florida Weekend .. Let the boy's be boy's!
by Arp624 June 25, 2016
Get the Florida Weekend mug.A woman in her 40s and 50s her dresses and acts like a woman a half her age. Is often seen at the bar with her college-age daughter and tries to pick up on whatever dude she brings home.
Brian Griffin: Hey guys, look over there! It's a hot girl from Florida!
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.
Peter Griffin: No, no, don't If you talk to her, you'll have to talk to her mom!
Florida mom: Oh I see you've met my daughter. You know, we were just mistaken for sister at the bar.
by dwigger2 June 17, 2016
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