ass flaps

The skin that causes the sound of a fart located on the anus.

That sucks ass flaps.

by andyfellovernet October 28, 2003

mud flaps

A gay man's nutsack

Please go clean the shit off of your mud flaps!

by drizzle April 15, 2004

flaps

A goalkeeping faux pas whereby the player between the sticks comes haring out in order to catch the air bourne ball and misses it leaving him red faced and shamed.

If he flaps at that ball one more time then I'll kick his wife in the flaps

by tom December 19, 2003

Flagstone

A Nazi Fascist Regime that disguises its purpose of promoting one-sided religious and political views under the guise of an ordinary place of business. Carol-Anne, stay away fromt he blue light... don't believe the friendly message about the weather... it is a trap!

Person 1: Flagstone, hmmm, that looks like a nice business to work for. They even have a friendly blue sign out front. Blue is a happy color.

Person 2: I heard that happiness dies when you walk through the door.

Person 3: Sometimes SOS messages flash across that sign, but are quickly discovered and removed. I think people are trapped in there.

by Flagged and Stoned February 5, 2010

fiatsplain

A portmanteau of the words “fiat” and “explain”, where a fiat proponent (typically a nocoiner) explains economic principles to Bitcoiners in a condescending way, without regard to the Bitcoiner being more experienced with the subject in the first place.

The worst thing about finance twitter is how they keep trying to fiatsplain Keynesian Economics to us. Sometimes I wonder if nocoiners understand that the modern economy was designed to systemically oppress consumers.

by isomoto January 1, 2018

griddle flaps

A mythical hybrid of a bacon cheese burger and a pancake. Said to prevent vomiting, cure intense hangovers and solve marijuana induced food cravings.

...Oh, I feel like shit, my head's splitting and I'm queasy ...I sure could use some griddle flaps.

by PhD Strange October 12, 2007

# fats

A number out of 10, 1 being mildy over-weight and 10 being so fat you lye naked in your bed all day waiting for a fire crew and paremedics to feed you then hose you down, followed by the word fat, to describe how fat someone is.

Employee: Ohh my manager Matt is soooo fat!

Friend: How fat?

Employee: 5 fats! 5 fats Matt.

# fats.

by Australian's Dictionary October 17, 2008