When something is fire pwned, it means the entire event is already over before it ever even happened. A paradoxical phenomenon that seems to be so appropriately represented in all things on the internet, given the near instantaneous rate at which things become irrelevant or obsolete.
1. It's 2001 and you get Warcraft 7 in the mail. You open the box only to find a piece of paper that reads, "YOU WIN!". Fire Pwned. It's already over.
2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.
3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
2. By the time you click a link on the internet, you're already over it.
3. It's so over, I don't even know why I'm still talking about it.
by Doctor Banzai April 23, 2011
A sexual maneuver based on the terrifying alien abduction scene in the 1993 film of the same name. The act consists of throwing a handful of jizz into your partner’s mouth and then stretching your scrotum over their face. Search for the scene on YouTube for reference.
Claire told me she had an alien abduction sex fantasy so I gave her a fire in the sky and she was totally into it.
by JizzleMcGrizzle March 23, 2021
to smoke weed on your lunch break
by Hippies March 30, 2006
by "Bloodbath" McGrath April 04, 2008
by calijag November 07, 2010
by schloober September 23, 2010
Jack: Hey babe, can I have a fire trout with you?
Brittney: You know a lot of really weird sex moves, and I love it. Let's do it.
Brittney: You know a lot of really weird sex moves, and I love it. Let's do it.
by Cunt_bucket August 01, 2018