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Branch Fight

a duel in which contestants fence with small tree branches protruding from the anal orifice
To win his Branch Fight Brad kept a strict training regimen focused on increasing coordination between his hip flexors and sphincter
by wookerrs September 30, 2011
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Acorn Fight

This is similar to a grape fight in that the players collect a handful of acorns fallen from trees and throw them at each other. There is no scoring, there are no points, there is no winner and no loser. There's only who walks away and who yelps the loudest.

It's similar to the UK game called "conkers" except it's fun.
Acorn Fight, it's like a grape fight with acorns. you pick them up and throw them at people and the winner is the one who doesn't lose an eye.
by american conkers October 10, 2011
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Sac Fight

When two males engage in a vicious battle using their balls as lethal weapons to try and injure each other.
Did you steel my cheetos? Uhh no. I challenge you to a sac fight.

Dude I just got knocked out by that guys sac.

I gave him a black eye with my sac.
by Double AyeD July 28, 2010
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Fighting Foodons

(N.) The REAL Worst anime ever created.
How in the peanut butter and jelly bulls**t did Fighting Foodons make it to American TV?
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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cock fight

When two gays guys dipute over who has the biggest and tastiest cock.
Man the fuckin cock fight was gay.. Well no shit genius.
by The clit commander April 9, 2003
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fight song

a cheer or cheers used by various teams to 'pump up' competitors.

a song, chant, etc. used by a DNA prison inmate to spur oneself onward and upward to sex!
i made up a fight song about the 'one that got away' specifically to console myself!

a fight song is like a 'work song', used in times of great duress, such as trying to get sex!!

during the battle, he made up a rather blue fight song; which lingered long after he had made a total ass of himself!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
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Fight Club

An incredibly overrated book/film which, unfortunately, many people mistake as a work of art with great depth, intelligent satire, and important social/political messages. In actuality, it is an incredibly shallow, juvenile attempt at satire. Sort of like Voltaire for kiddies, minus the wit, subtlety, and depth beneath the surface.

Ironically enough, its leagues of (teenaged) fans often make the mistake of thinking that quoting Tyler Durden makes them special -- when one of the wannabe-nihilistic messages of the film is that "nobody is special".
Drooling Idiot: Dude, I just watched this movie called Fight Club, and it was totally awesome! Tyler Durden is so badass, and I love quoting him because it makes me feel special and original when people don't know what I'm talking about. Also, when people respond to it positively, often with another stupid Tyler Durden quote, I feel as though I can finally make a friend. Of course, Fight Club is horribly shallow, juvenile, and devoid of any real political or social meaning, but I'll try to justify liking it by talking about its so-called "anti-consumerist" message.

Educated Person: I love how you say Fight Club is anti-consumerist, when it's a very popular book with millions of copies printed, and was later adapted into a movie with a budget of over sixty million dollars and starring famous actors like Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.

Drooling Idiot: Yeah? Well, uh, you just don't get it! You're too dumb to understand the genius of Fight Club!
by BushEqualsCunt August 7, 2006
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