blank-face

To stare at someone who is obviously wrong, lying, inappropriate, or asking you something you will never answer. The blank stare continues until they realize their mistake and the awkwardness reaches fever pitch.

So, he said he called, but since there was no record of this on my caller id, no missed calls on my cell, and no message on either phone, I blank-faced him until he admitted that he had meant to call me but hadn't actually called me.

by Boogiedownbronx May 28, 2009

Face Prison

Eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don't recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.

"Damn. Did you see old gal today? Her face was so blown up I couldn't even recognize her. She must have Super Sized at McDonald's last night."

"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"

by Alfsonso March 17, 2010

Game faced

The result of pre-gaming to get shit faced.

Yeah, I'm game faced.

by McGmoney March 14, 2011

Face Pounds

When an individual gains weight solely in the face and cheek region, giving the illusion of obesity or lack of fitness.

This anomaly is common among aging Hollywood celebrities.

also written as "face lbs"

Stephanie: Holy shit did you see Luke Wilson in that AT&T commercial?
Eric: Yeah that dude put on some serious face pounds.

Mike: So what do you think about my girlfriend?
Eric: She is about a 6 but she could be an 8 if she dropped a few face lbs.

by Sean Sloman July 7, 2010

Glow-face

Glow-face- n the illuminated face when using a tablet, smart phone, in the dark.

The kids went to bed early tonight but they all had glow-face for 20 minutes.

by WVIII May 23, 2018

face sat

When a guy spends too much time with a girlfriend or female acquaintance for an extended period of time. Usually at the expense of the guy's other male friends who would rather be hanging out with him too.

Brian never goes out with us anymore because he is usually being face sat...

by dickdog75 November 30, 2011

Face crickets

Face crickets : That strange Facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only "Face crickets" .

I announced my engagement on Facebook today, and got nothing but Face crickets.

by RSGarza64 August 25, 2013