eat out 

what every guy should do. what some guys do in hopes of getting a blowjob. i don't know if that works i mean it doesn't work on me. BLOWJOBS SUCK!!! (PLease pardon the pun:)). eat out girls they like it and don't ask for blowjobs most girls don't like it.

eddie: can i eat you out
tina: sure.:)
20 mins later
eddie: you taste good.
tina: thanks
eddie: now go down on me.
tina: WHAT!!! i don't do that sort of thing.
eddie: YOU DON'T!!!
tina: EW! HELL NO!!!
eddie: oh, well can i eat you out again.
tina: i suppose
and they lived happyly ever after. the moral of this story is guys should go down on girls and girls should enjoy the ride. oh, and blowjobs suck(once again pardon the pun). eat out and you'll get laid.

eat out by caligirll_1101 November 23, 2006

eat a biscuit 

1) a persuasive statement issued to a person of skeletor qualities (ie- Mary-Kate Olsen)

2) a delicious invitation to one of slight stature to actually eat something with a calorie content

Tila Tequila: eat a biscuit and get off my TV

eat a biscuit by effin_ann August 1, 2008

Eat ME 

When you are troggered so you eat someone harder than a big bone

Eat me dowef

Eat ME by paul/goodboy December 9, 2018

Eat brain 

Slang for giving head

Be careful when you eat brain, it might explode in your mouth.

Eat brain by Notusingmyrealname_1000 June 9, 2009

Eat your kneecaps

When one falls from a great height (presumingly in a video game) and "eats shit" with a knee to face connection.

Also commonly:
Ate my kneecaps
Ate your kneecaps
Eat my kneecaps

I was playing COD4 with you yesterday and watched you eat your kneecaps

Eat your kneecaps by Chief Netic January 13, 2014

Eat my chicken

Fuck off or screw you

Go to hell

I've had enough

Jeff: you're such a loser
Tim: eat my chicken

Eat my chicken by Eatmychicken October 3, 2016

Eat da booty

You lick the asshole like you would the vagina

Daniel likes to eat da booty when Laura is bent over

Eat da booty by DannyleehasabogD January 30, 2017