Crib Diddler

A Crib Diddler is someone who dates really young women or men

I can't believe he's dating Karen, she just turned 16! Ya, Cairns is a real Crib Diddler alright.

by BengalsfanJoel February 16, 2021

Fudley Dudley

A Fudley Dudley is a alcoholic thats entire day consists of trying to get alchohol by asking for money from family and friends and then proceeding to walk to the convenience store and buy alchohol, preferably beer and or cheap wine. Then proceeding to walk home and get drunk and pass out and then repeat the process the next day.

Fudley Dudley came by again asking for money.

by Mick Wickey April 29, 2021

Kidly diddler

Someone who touches children in a sexual way

Bro you are acting like micheal Jackson Rowan stop being a kidly diddler

by Justaaveragebro October 28, 2021

Darvaza Diddle

A Darvaza Diddle is the act of eating super hot wings without washing your hands, then inserting your fingers in the vagina or anus of your sex partner leading them to feel as though the orifice in question is a giant burning pit. Also known as the Eye of Sauron.

My husband had three-mile island wings from hooters last night and gave me the Darvaza Diddle, my vagina felt like the gateway to hell!

by TheVeryGreatest December 7, 2021

jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.

All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.

by jimmybomm April 21, 2022

Kat Dudley

WashU Track and Field

Kat Dudley is the definition of WashU Track and Field.

by AmazeCraze May 1, 2022

“Poof Diddle”

“Poof Diddle” is the file name of the Epstein-style blackmail video that Sean “Puffy “ Combs’ owners hold over him to keep him under control.

Did you hear Puff Daddy got the R.Kelly treatment?

Yeah, apparently the video’s file name was “Poof Diddle”. Thankfully there’s no need to see it to know what he was up to. Guess he decided to stop playing ball with the small hats.

by Forrest View October 12, 2022