Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug. by RadicalBroChadical June 30, 2021
Get the Dolphinmug. The term 'Baby Dolphin' is used when you are with a group of close friends in public and you realize that you have diarrhea, bubble guts, or just need to make a serious trip to the restroom without insulting those around you.
This term is mainly used in a serious situations where you must leave a party or event because you're about to soil your pants and embarrass yourself and others around you.
It's a more discrete way of saying that you need to crap rather than saying it out loud. You simply look at the driver and say, baby dolphin!
This term is mainly used in a serious situations where you must leave a party or event because you're about to soil your pants and embarrass yourself and others around you.
It's a more discrete way of saying that you need to crap rather than saying it out loud. You simply look at the driver and say, baby dolphin!
Last night we were at a killer party and Taylor looked at me and screamed 'Baby Dolphin', I could tell it was serious so we left and stopped at the nearest gas station.
We were on a double date last night with the guys and Sarah sent me a text under the table that said 'Baby Dolphin', so I went with her to the restroom so her diarrhea wasn't so obvious.
We were on a double date last night with the guys and Sarah sent me a text under the table that said 'Baby Dolphin', so I went with her to the restroom so her diarrhea wasn't so obvious.
by Ricky Roseay August 19, 2013
Get the Baby Dolphinmug. 1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.
2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.
Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?
by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024
Get the couch dolphinmug. Refers to drunk young women making lots of high pitched squealing noises when walking in groups down the street during a bar crawl.
Sorry, I couldn’t sleep last night, the bar below me had a Taylor Swift eras night, and it was street dolphins howling until 3am
by Troutbutt December 29, 2023
Get the Street dolphinsmug. This word is a combination of the words definitely and dolphin. Dolphin lovers use this word as much as possible because they can’t get enough of dolphins.
by Sarah Flunnyphin December 31, 2020
Get the Dolphinatelymug. by An Aussie Bloke July 22, 2016
Get the punch the dolphinmug.