Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
Get the SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermimug. A prominent member of the official flat earth discord. A some what cranky old man that loves to preach the word of god even if no one gives a shit. Dolphin is scared of confrontation and will change subjects if he is even slightly uncomfortable. Known for blocking Flat Earth members for no reason at all. If he becomes upset one can simply send a voice note with a soothing meow sound and it will immediately calm him. He also prefers the company of today's youth.
by william<333333 January 14, 2025
Get the Dolphinmug. "Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."
by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018
Get the Dolphin Tommug. by Phill Me Brightly February 17, 2018
Get the walking the dolphinmug. 
An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.
Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
by Roycupine November 23, 2023
Get the American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreammug. by Dolphin Mangler 112 February 14, 2012
Get the Tangle the Dolphinmug.