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Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".
I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.
by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011
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dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert
by B294 November 21, 2016
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dession

A depression session; or in other words, a small session or period of time in which someone is depressed
Hey bro, can I talk to you? I’m having a dession”
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“What was wrong at school today?”
Nothing, I was just having a dession”
by platonicallyhateyou February 28, 2018
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Dressing ass nigga

A nigga who is bitch made , a hoe , broke , get no pussy , gay , scary , and smoke mid
jerry smokes mid ,hes such a dressing ass nigga
by licky blicky November 3, 2020
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Desserped

Desserped, Depressed Backwards, You’re probably scared to say that you are depressed and need a Therapist.

AHAHA, I have nothing to do, so I will just search up desserped in Urban dictionary

Hooman 1: ey

Hooman 2: what the fuck do you want NOW?

Hooman 1: I AM DESSERPED, AND I NEED A TSIPAREHT

HOoman 2: what th-

Hooman 1: grabs gun

The end, hooman 1 is ded
I am desserped, That’s why My mom took me to a therapist.
by UwOそお November 6, 2020
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Dress

A dress doesn't make a female a lady any more than a suit makes a male a man or gentleman.
A dress doesn't make her a lady, and that's true common sense and not what scientists/the media/government officials/healthcare officials/the WHO are calling common sense these days.
by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021
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Dress Up Games

Games online used by tween girls. Were extremely popular around 2012. Often played by the type of girl who didn't have a lot of friends.
Suzy keeps playing dress up games in class. What a loser.
by LizardInACan September 19, 2021
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