Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".

I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.

by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011

dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert

Lets grab a drink and some cake in the dessert bar

by B294 November 21, 2016

dession

A depression session; or in other words, a small session or period of time in which someone is depressed

“Hey bro, can I talk to you? I’m having a dession”
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“What was wrong at school today?”
“Nothing, I was just having a dession”

by platonicallyhateyou February 28, 2018

Dressing ass nigga

A nigga who is bitch made , a hoe , broke , get no pussy , gay , scary , and smoke mid

jerry smokes mid ,hes such a dressing ass nigga

by licky blicky November 3, 2020

Desserped

Desserped, Depressed Backwards, You’re probably scared to say that you are depressed and need a Therapist.

AHAHA, I have nothing to do, so I will just search up desserped in Urban dictionary

Hooman 1: ey

Hooman 2: what the fuck do you want NOW?

Hooman 1: I AM DESSERPED, AND I NEED A TSIPAREHT

HOoman 2: what th-

Hooman 1: grabs gun

The end, hooman 1 is ded

I am desserped, That’s why My mom took me to a therapist.

by UwOそお November 6, 2020

Dress

A dress doesn't make a female a lady any more than a suit makes a male a man or gentleman.

A dress doesn't make her a lady, and that's true common sense and not what scientists/the media/government officials/healthcare officials/the WHO are calling common sense these days.

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021

Dress Up Games

Games online used by tween girls. Were extremely popular around 2012. Often played by the type of girl who didn't have a lot of friends.

Suzy keeps playing dress up games in class. What a loser.

by LizardInACan September 19, 2021