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by maavsb December 1, 2024
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Deryan’s Keyhole

The act of unintentionally scrolling on the toilet until you inevitably see nudes, thus an erection under the toilet seat. In this position you must stand and lift the toilet seat with your erect member, turn 180 degrees and leave the toilet seat at resting position.
I was so horny and constipated yesterday that my foot went to sleep on the toilet. The only way I could recover is by pulling the old Deryan’s Keyhole.
by HellasBasinBrewCrew December 24, 2024
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derby county

the greatest fucking team in the championship. SHEEP SHAGGER ARMYYYY
Holy fuck derby county have won again.
by ifookinglovekenzogoudmijn December 26, 2024
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Derpy Slurpy

When you are receiving oral pleasure from someone with a severe mental disability.
"Yo Dude! You know Sarah from the sped class? She gave me the craziest derpy slurpy!"
by DerpySlurpyEnjoyer December 27, 2024
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Deirty Girl

1: A very, very obsessive Hugonut. Although the term seems to have original been female-exclusive, a lot of self-identified “deirty boys” have been spotted lately. Known for a lot of jokes about grapes, a strange language similar to brainrot, and living inside of Menards if they’re the special Midwestern kind of Deirty Girl.

2: A Hugo Weaving inspired Print On Demand brand originally created in 2002 by Tanathir and revived by Shade A recently, features the mascots Elsie the Pengaroo, Martin the Wallaby, and Vanilla Kitty. They specialize in a lot of humorous products inspired by Hugo Weaving and inside jokes among his fandom.
1: “My sister is a total Deirty Girl! Last night I caught her eating an entire box of grapes, drinking nonalcoholic amaretti and babbling incoherently while watching the Dirtwater Dynasty”

2: “I think Martin is my favorite Deirty Girl mascot. He has some of the coolest prints, although Vanilla is cute as well!”
by nekoriki February 5, 2025
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Derpy

term for a lazy bum that never finishes and/or gets started on something even though they say that they will.
"You're so Derpy! You never do anything!"

"What happened to that thing you were working on? Don't be Derpy, you gotta finish it."

"That's so Derpy of you. You were supposed to start on that ages ago!"
by niffum4205 January 16, 2026
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A Derry nh tradition, When somebody shits on your cock, and you pull it out and ram in a different persons ass. This is usually performed in a field full of drunk people.
I was 4 shots deep, and someone paid me 30$ to perform a Derry New Hampshire thornspike on the drunk 300 pound torta at the bonfire.
by BungHoleLiqours6.8 March 7, 2026
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